Facebook

A phenomenon that has become so cliche and preppy that it's much more cooler NOT to be on facebook

Facebook is the equivalent of watching MTV, listening to 50 Cent, and watching reality TV shows

by god April 29, 2005

The facebook

spreading your ass to have a chick toss your salad like your opening a book then put it right in her face as if she were reading that book.

or if she extremely hot, hot enough you could have her facebook you...

That chick was ugly as fuck so rather than have sex with her i gave her the facebook.

or

damn that chick is so hot i would let her facebook me ....

to hot female: Damn your fine you can facebook me anytime

by richard1269 November 30, 2011

facebooked

The action of using the Facebook. Often used as a slam.

"I facebooked your mom last night!"

by mjw5 April 15, 2006

Facebook

Another reason why homework never gets done

I do want to do my pre-algebra homework, but there's Facebook...

by Sir Tablature November 19, 2010

Facebook

A place which enables you to you hear your mother laugh at a minion meme unironically

Son: Mum, can I use the iPad now?
Mother: STFU JIMMEH I'M ON FACEBOOK!

by Infinity0706 November 18, 2018

Facebook

(noun) The destroyer of awk barriers.

John: How did you decide to ask her out? It must have been awkward.
Bill: I just used Facebook.

by Annie Ratliff August 17, 2012

Facebook

verb. When dour doing a chick from behind, and you bend her over, and hit her in the face with a book. Thus the Facebook!

Guy 1: Dude, I totally Facebooked a chick last night
Guy 2: Bro, that's super chill
Guy 1: Yeah, but then he bled all over the sheets

by the dude5264247 March 17, 2011