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Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chris "Angie" Evans: The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025
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Evan Peters

Thomas : What's your biggest dream?
Me : That Evan Peters eats me out.
by queen of everything August 19, 2014
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Evan Mathis

One of the best guards in the NFL for the Philadelphia Eagles. Andy Reid supporter. Twitter comedian. Temple Run Magician. Proclaimed idiot. Journeyman. Wants Katy Perry in the worst way. Will eventually catch a TD pass from Michael Vick.
Evan Mathis can block, but he can also trend on Twitter with the snap of a finger. Chuck Norris fears him.
by PhreshPhillies January 7, 2012
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Evan Peters

the hottest sexiest man alive. mainly known for ahs (American Horror Story) fanbase is mainly teenage girls. i cant get over how sexy he is.
Amy: “Evan Peters is the only man I love”
Jess: “Yessss Evan Peters can slam my fingers in a waffle iron and I’d thank him.”
by annabienkowski November 13, 2020
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Evan Peters

thicc daddy
also an actor, mainly know for his work on Ahs (american horror story)
"do you watch ahs?"
"yesss evan peters is so hot"
by leoleeo July 2, 2019
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