Epic Fail Syndrome

Having a pointless, useless existance and never amounting to anything in life. Much like being a useless tool no one wants to be around and overall general douchebaggery and never doing anything right. Also being known as the Karen of the group (see Dane Cook joke).

Sarcastic Jackass #1 : Kyle is just...so fucked up. He must have the Epic Fail Syndrome. It runs in the Demartino family.

Sarcastic Jackass #2: Yeah, why else would he have to lie about going to college. Did you hear he actually ASKED a girl to "reserve his spot for a partner project"? Who the fuck does that?

Sarcastic Jackass #3: Lmfao what a faggot

Girl (EFS subject asked to reserve spot) : OMFG I cant stand that fucker! Hes gotta have some sort of learning disability, he jsut stands there and flips his hair. Damn right he has Epic Fail Syndrome!

by karend...FAIL August 17, 2009

epic games

vrgins

epic games are losers

by capson June 23, 2019

Epic Pie

Something you give people full of win. You can add some internets to it, too.

Person: *Something epic*
Me: Here, have this epic pie from the bottom of my heart.

by ICallForAnEpicPie October 29, 2008

epic

A word that is so played out by tools, douche bags, and advertising agencies to describe pointless crap that you can simply decide that someone is not a waste of space if they do not ever use it.

I have never heard of you using that shizz homey. That's why you're still down! You're the opposite of epic. Oh damn, I said it so please punch me in the face. I deserve it.

by LoopDit April 10, 2011

epic failure

2007-2008 Patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl...the only game that matters. Choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. Giants won 17-14 in Super Bowl XLII

Person one:Man did you see the epic failure by the pats.
Person two: Yeah they choked miserably and didn't go undefeated

by veritas347 February 7, 2008

epicest

To be the most epic.

1. Epic
2. Epicer
3. Epicest

E.G. - To be way better than anything else in the entire known and unknown internet.

Hey Matt , your new shirt is epicest... fosho

or

This cake is epicest... I can't believe it's a lie...

by Giraffesyo October 19, 2008

epic Nguyen

pronounced the same as "epic win"
can be used to stand for epic win, but can also be described as extremely asian.

"Dude! Look at that guy with the bamboo hat on the moped. That's so epic nguyen!!"

by Brock Lee from H-Town October 14, 2009