When your at a restaurant and your waiter is enthusiastic & super nice and you feel extra special, only to see that he does the same thing to the people at the table next to you.
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Thank you!
(Waiter goes to the next table)
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
You: Thank you!
(Waiter goes to the next table)
Waiter: You guys look like a fun crowd!!
You: Damn i have such Waiter-Envy he totally played me.
by 1995isthetime November 25, 2011
Get the Waiter-Envy mug.Titty envy is a term in psychology referring to inherent rivalries towards objects of precious, limited resource in relationship to maternity and childhood-like development. It can also refer to a deep psychogical attachment in a single person associated with maternity and a repressed source of lust. Usually, it characterizes or symbolizes sibling rivalry stemmed directly over territorial conflict to the milk of the mother's breasts. But it can also be treated more abstractly in conjunction to things like the development of sexuality, personality, ect. It can also represent sexual conflict between men or women in the contest towards an object of sexual importance. The breasts represent an object of existential importance in nourishment or survival and the means of conflict people will engage in towards one another to get it.
Joe: "Those two boys have been at war with each other ever since they had to share their mother's tit. They kind of have a titty envy between them over who gets what first."
Prof Joe: "The girl typified as a super baby develops a type of titty envy towards men who offer resource and validation in exchange of sex normally due to a past childhood trauma whereas a father or male guardian sexually abused her and she behaviorally learnt to associate affection, or a lack-thereof with acts of sex. In sexualising herself she relives and chases confused affections with a paternal figure"
Prof Joe: "The girl typified as a super baby develops a type of titty envy towards men who offer resource and validation in exchange of sex normally due to a past childhood trauma whereas a father or male guardian sexually abused her and she behaviorally learnt to associate affection, or a lack-thereof with acts of sex. In sexualising herself she relives and chases confused affections with a paternal figure"
by Spawnface November 17, 2021
Get the Titty envy mug.The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler
I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.
by joecoolthefool June 13, 2016
Get the travel envy mug.When someone is celebrating a birthday, there is always one person in the group who gets as drunk or drunker then the person celebrating the birthday. This is generally a result of hanging out with the birthday person the whole night and thus weaseling in on many free 'birthday drinks', while also buying their own drinks.
Bob: "Yo, did you see Steve last night .... guy was a mess"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
Tom: "Yah man, he was drunker then me, and it was MY birthday"
Bob: "haha, yah man, definite case of birthday envy"
Tom: "definite!"
by Adam SSS December 15, 2008
Get the birthday envy mug.Cellular envy? Naaah, I'm quite fine with my old trusty Nokia. After all, I use my cell phone for communicating, for calling people. I like to keep things separated.
by Adel7 December 28, 2007
Get the cellular envy mug.Shortly after planting tomatoes in the urban garden in your backyard, patio, balconey, hydroponic or inverted planter, you notice that everyone else's tomato plants are taller, leafier, greener and possessing more and bigger tomatoes than your plants.
"How are your tomato plants coming along?" Zeke asked Dana.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
"They suck! I have serious tomato-envy because Rhoda planted her's TWO WEEKS after I did and she already has tomatoes! I have one measly little green one!" Dana replied.
by bingo lingo May 12, 2010
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