Edward Cullen

A pussy emo Meyerpire.

Hobbies include:
Breeding Spawn
Stalking Girls
Being a huge Pedophile (Come on, 108 year old dating a 18 year old is like a 40 year old dating a 6 year old)
Being extremely racist
SPARKLING

Every 12 year old girl idolizes him as 'the perfect boyfriend'. Also Stephanie Meyer's fake boyfriend.

Did I mention he sparkles?

Girl 1: OME!!!! I LOVE EDWARD CULLEN!!!!!!!!!! <3
Girl 2: OMEEEEEEE!!! I DO TOOOOOO! HE'S LIKE, MY BOYFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: He doesn't exist.
Both girls: YESSSS SHEEEE DOESSSS! OERFHWIJVBHOUEWBVWUSVBFODUFBAOCWIAUDV I LOVE EDWARD ERIGHWERFVNWIEOCNL
Me: *walks away*

by MoofinChan November 22, 2009

Edward Cullen

A name every guy knows, but hates.

Fan-Girl: OMG!! Edward Cullen is soooooo hawt. I wanna spread peanut butter over him and lick it off.....mmmmmmm

Every-sane-guy: .......
...
...
...dumbass.

by A_Sane_Guy June 30, 2009

Edward Cullen

A Gay pixie Fairy that sucks people off and Sparkles

your so Edward Cullen.
There are so many Edward Cullens at the pride parade

by Scarlet Failure February 6, 2010

Edward Cullen

A sparkling fairy!!

OMIGOD! ITS EDWARD CULLEN! HE GLITTERS!

by Dallas Sparkleshock June 15, 2010

Edward Taft

A sex position often used by sadistic or adventurous couples craving explicit but intimate romance. Edward Taft - the girl pretends to be a quadriplegic politition while eating aunt annies pretzels. in the mean time the man is performing anal sex and resiting the Gettysburg Address.

Honey, how about the edward taft tonight?

by Stuart Stevenson October 17, 2008

Edward Cullen

A "sparkly" vampire who soils the name of all the blood suckers in the world. he's only sparkly because he ate tinker-bell.

Edward Cullen:*belches* that was good what was that?
Peter Pan: You ate tink.....TINK TINK OH TINK WHY?
Edward: i'm a monster bella
Bella Swan: i don't care edward i love you. Oh please just make me yours
Jacob Blac: i'll love your child bella because you won't love me.

by Jadelan May 30, 2010

edward hands

In reference to the main character of the Twilight books by Stephenie Meyer. Edward Cullen, a vampire has an unnaturally low body temperature, leaving his hands always cold.

"He went outside in the winter with no gloves on, so now he has edward hands"

by Katrina29 January 6, 2008