eded it

The act of being completely oblivious around women to the point of awkwardness. Usually involving misunderstanding sexual cues and only realizing the mistake once the opportunity has past. Derived from a famously awkward Edward.

This girl invited me in for coffee after our date, and I said I don't drink coffee and drove home. I really eded it.

by CEBoogie October 11, 2018

Eden

Eden is a person. Straight up human being

“Hey what’s her name?”
“Idk but it’s an Eden.”

by Eden108 June 11, 2019

EdEddnEddy

A song made from J.I.D., an American Rapper. the song is in the "The Never Story" album, produced by Dreamville Records, Spillage Village, and Interscope Records. The album includes 11 more songs featuring EARTHGANG, Mereba, and 6LACK.

Me and my two niggas be like EdEddnEddy.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. November 1, 2019

Edemia

Edemia is the chronic condition of being full of it. "It" is usually fluid of some sort like beer, tequila, rum, or even just full of piss.

The patient just brought in to the ED suffers from edemia.

by a random guy in white June 14, 2010

Edelaine

edelaine is a chips and dip... or someone who likes to eat it ^^

"Hey... can i have the edelaine?"

by Ruffles April 14, 2007

Easy Eden

AKA Sleazy Eden, a paradise for the promiscuous, a hell for those who aren't.

Also known simply as The Garden!

Person #1: What do they think they're doing? This is Huntington Beach (or virtually any other town), not some Easy Eden!
Person #2: What's the difference?

by JohnnyLurg April 3, 2009

Dirty Eden

When a guy pumps in you two times, then asks for a blowjob. Then precedes to leave.

“Yooo, did you hear the Mason dirty eden’d Scott?!”

by shay "the" kaye April 15, 2020