call of duty 2

The Xbox360 Version sucks for multiplayer. While the PC gamers can enjoy 32 players, the stripped down 360 version gets a measly 8. The weapon balance is horrible. Bolt Action Rifles own everthing, and Semi Auto Rifles are peashooters. You regenrate health from gunshot wounds in seconds, WTF? The player also moves slower than my grandma.

Player1:This game has awesome graphics! Call of Duty 2 rocks!
*Player 1 picks a G43 Semi Auto Rifle*
Player1:DIE YOU KRAUT! WTF! HES NOT DYING!
Player2:EAT MY KAR98K B*TCH!
Player1:I gotta run to reload, da hell? I am moving so slowly!
*Player 1 dies*
*Same thing happens for 10 rounds*
Player1:COD2 for 360 sucks ass...

call of duty 2 by Bolter!! January 14, 2007

Call of Duty Black Ops

1. The seventh, and arguably the worst Call of Duty game made, copying Modern Warfare 2 and adding things to the game purely to make it somewhat different from MW2, even if it makes the game worse.

2. The reason 40-year-old virgins exist

1. Person 1: Hey man you wanna play call of duty black ops?

Person 2: Fuck that, that games a piece of shit.

2. Hot Girl: Hey, u wanna have some fun tonight?

Stupid Guy: Nah, I'm gonna be playing black ops all night.

Call of Duty Black Ops by Cr4zyd4wg68 May 30, 2011

Call of duty world at war

A game that has a good campaign, but an unplayable multiplayer due to the mp40 noobfests that happen in every game. Upon entering an online game, you will be greeted with a bunch of noobs who jump around waving their guns in all directions hoping to get a kill. Sniping, rifling, and shotgunning is completely useless in this game. Only get this game if you are a parapelegic retard who can't aim.

Boy1: Oh boy, I think i'll get Call of duty world at war so i can pwn noobs with my sniping skills.

Boy2: Pshhhh....have fun.

Call of duty world at war by lolmp40whore March 29, 2010

Double Duty

When a guy puts on a strap-on dildo and proceeds to fuck a girl in both holes at the same time. The strap-on dildo must go above the real penis.

True Double Duty is pulled off when the dildo is in the vagina and the penis is in the anus when the girl is on her back.

Philip "I took this really awesome girl home from the bar last night."

Jeffery "Ohh yea? Why was she awesome?"

Philip "She let me go double duty on her. She loved it!"

Jeffery "That is awesome."

Double Duty by Dutyman April 28, 2009

call of duty modern warfare 

The Best game ever made even if you are a jag-master like Adam

call of duty modern warfare

call of duty modern warfare by TristanTheHD December 10, 2013

Call Of Duty 

While a man is doing a woman (any position) and she opens her mouth to moan from the hot sex your friend hiding in the other room enters and sneaks up and poops in her mouth, thus the "Call" of duty.

Oh, man, while boning Jessica last night, Steve came in and hella gave her a Call of Duty when she was calling out my name.

Call Of Duty by thedaniel February 21, 2010

Call Of Duty: Black ops 

The main reason why men are late for dates or don't even have a Girlfriend.

Girl 1: Where's your boyfriend?
Girl 2: I don't know!
Guy: *Shows up* I am so sorry I'm late I got Call of duty: Black ops yesterday and I umm... lost track of time, But I prestiged twice!
Girl 2: Whatever! *leaves Resturant*
Girl 1: Hey wait for me!
Guy: :( I guess I'ts back to black ops! :)

Call Of Duty: Black ops by nnSHARK BAITnn January 25, 2011