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ducking

The act in which one human being, who is mentally disturbed, uses the molar joints (which are capable of inducing 600 lbs of crushing force) against an unsuspecting individual to the buttocks...with intentions to permanently leave teeth marks, and possibly even cause scarring. The meeting point of impact, between such teeth and the meat of the cheek, results in a severe jump, followed by a scream to be heard from the harassed individual. Then witnessed is usually tears from the victim, as he/she (usually HE)collapses to the ground, holding the damaged cheek while in the fetal position.
I want to go ducking on your cute little right cheek... are you ready???

...5 mins later...

Ahhhhhh, my ass!!! I've been ducked!
by the ducker August 20, 2007
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Duck

1.) an type of aquatic bird that works for the government.

2.) A self-given nickname for a girl who's probably actually called Chloe. overtly kind and bubbly, the mom friend of the group. a good artist who crushes on her own characters. one of the best friends in a friend group along with another chick named izza. also, probably questioning her sexuality and calls herself a questioning quack
That's a cute duck!
Why does she call herself duck?
by thegayofthegroup May 1, 2020
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Duck duck dick

Sam’s favorite game to play other than pubg
Person 1: wanna play a game?
Person 2: which game?
Person 1: Duck duck dick, of course!
Person 2: No thanks, I’m not a thirsty pubg vagene.
by Python3 April 27, 2019
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duck duck goose

Getting head. Comes from the popular kid game..and the motion of tapping people on the head in that game
That bitch was givin' me that ole duck duck goose...
by Gorilla Ed. November 19, 2007
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Duck Duck Noose

When 4 or more players plan to hang them selves with a low enough drop not to break the neck but by strangulation and see who can stay concious longest
Man 1. Dude me Todd and robbert are gonna play Duck Duck Noose! Wanna play?
Man 2. No
by Killerwase June 20, 2018
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Ducked

When multiple people are defeated by one person, often by surprise (opposite of jumping).
You saw what happened when they all tried to run up on ma nigga? They got ducked. Jumped
by TheOwlKid July 13, 2016
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Duck Duck Go

A Search Engine That Doesn't bullshit you with selling your cookies and private information to advertisers (main reason you get ads from stuff you may be interested in but dont want ) and the government like google does . it actually has no ads and is customizable
person 1 : Google Selling My Cookies to Advertisers .
person 2 use Duck Duck Go"the search engine that doesn't track you
by DjDorian1 January 4, 2017
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