Dingalingalinglong

Someone who isn’t smart or funny and has negative infinite aura and rizz and thinks they’re funny

Person 1:you’re a dingalingalinglong
Person 2: *sigh* you’re right

by AnonymouslySillyihyd July 10, 2025

drilling

A “Drilling” the act of someone “gooning” (where someone is too fried)
And you proceed to fuck with them as in making gibberish noises to them, saying (e.g person) knows and making them second guess everything and tweak out.

He was so baked last night he got drilled

All we do when we get fried is cause drillings

by MasterBlazer August 8, 2025

Dinging

The act of dropping stones or heavy objects down onto vehicles from above, like assholes. Which is considered a "prank" but is technically attempted murder, because this can obviously kill people (it has, and it's sad, very sad)

Those kids like to go Dinging, but if you see them call the police, before they kill someone!

by Beauty Of Mesozoic October 3, 2025

Dingeling

Harvesting your dingleberries once a month, and then eating them.

Person 1: Wanna go to the football game later?
Person 2: Can’t, I’m dingeling tonight

by The_golden_kirkendingeler December 12, 2025

pneumatic drilling

the act of assuming a position to deliver a massage, then delivering a suprise "BUZZZZZ" noise whilst jiggling the receiver.

"damn it will you stop pneumatic drilling me. give me a normal massage woman"

by megalady September 30, 2009

Umma Dinging

A some-what chavvy term for something unpleasant smelling,and or disgustingly presented

Jay: did you see Emily last night dude!?
Fred: yeah,man she looked umma dinging

Dan: Did you just fart?
Gareth: Yeah man,why?
Dan: cos its umma dinging!

by Ifitaintheavymetalitaintshit. October 12, 2009

Wank-dangling

When a dude dangles his cock expectantly (at face-level), waiting for it to be wanked. The penis is usually imagined to be swinging and flopping around simultaneously. Synonymous to: wangle.

Stop wank-dangling, I'm not in the mood!

by tallz July 18, 2012