Doug

In simple terms, the male version of a Karen.
Middle-aged, white man who gives off the energy of a drunk uncle and is filled to the brim with an entitlement almost thought impossible.

A: He pulled a baseball bat on a bunch of teenagers at a BLM protest last night
B: Oh really?
A: Yeah, he's such a fuckin Doug

by Ivansky September 7, 2021

Doug

A guy who fucks his mother

Person A: “Have you seen doug? Rich was looking for him because he locked himself out again.”

Person B: “Oh he’s probably just busy fucking his own mother again”

by Dicks___in—my__ass November 23, 2021

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

today MARCH 19/ EVERYDAY = day of doug birth

happy fucking birthday you crackhead cum dumpster numskull licker
ps i fucked your sisters

hAPPY BIRTHDAy DOUg

by sHIT HURRICANE March 19, 2019

Doug’s Vagina

A volleyball dad that plans out fancy restaurants when traveling for away games and is intrigued by Jen’s bush. He also gets angry of illicit activity.

We wanted to go to a burger joint but Doug’s vagina changed our plans!

by SKacsir May 29, 2018

Dougged

When you're so wasted you can't even walk up the stairs to your flat, but you have to be carried by a buffed passerby (with absolutely no homosexual intentions) to your bed.

I woke up this morning in my bed but I don't remember getting here. I must have gotten dougged.

by [dabs internally] November 1, 2017

Doug

A Doug is a high school teacher who touches children inappropriately, a pedophile who works with or around children

I get weird vibes from your friend Steve, he's such a Doug.

by RavashingSteve July 30, 2023

doug

refers to a person who did something dumb, or is just stupid.

"Sam, you just shit you pants...you fucking Doug."

by tuscanleather September 13, 2017