blue dong

It is a metaphorical milestone in the measure of ones intelligence. It derives from the movie watchmen in that some people did not understand the movie and all they talked about was Dr.Manhattan's blue dong.
don't even try to explain his brain can't understand anything beyond the blue dong of things.
by pap232323 March 19, 2009
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Ding Dong

Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong....

-Gunther and The Sunshine Girls
by David Greiner May 06, 2005
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Dong Juan

That guy is such a dong juan. It makes me sick.
by tsfk April 12, 2008
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man dong

Ma-N D-Ong
1. N.- A male genitalia or male reproductive organ

2. Pro N.-A city in China
That Chick Sucks so much Man Dong she's practically a vaccum.

The girls went to venture the Mandong's pearly white gates.
by Doombaby November 06, 2006
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Donging Hour

Approximately 3 am when two people who met at the bar should be hooking up and not engaging in idle chatter, otherwise its time to go to bed. Especially applicable on a trip, where multiple dudes are sharing a hotel room and your buddy needs to get down or the barfly needs to go home.
The donging hour has arrived, Jeff needs to close the deal or that bar skank needs to go home.
by Tomasina May 13, 2008
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Shadow of a Dong

the insecurities males keep buried deep down in their ball sac
He could mask himself from age and energy at the end of day - shaving away a 5’o clock. He could even hide his insecurities from her behind The Shadow of a Dong but his balls were full of them. Weighing heavy, his ego fragile as the thinnest layers of skin which held his sac. .
by ThornyRose December 23, 2020
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elephant dong

a monsterous shank found between the legs of the animal. so many women love getting a piece of his elephant dong that his own cock has a schedule.
look at mike feed that hot ass bitch his elephant dong. damn she is biting the pillow. its known that his dong is monsterous. oh my god, she orgasmed so many times she left a pond in his bed.
by the animal April 17, 2004
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