dicking out

To become a dick suddenly and for no apparent reason

My boss was really dicking out tonight, intimidating the staff and being an all-around jerk for no reason.

by krillkilla January 4, 2014

Ill dickin'

noun: A virtuoso, power drill-esque male sexual performance defined as a constant, consistent, and prolongued hellacious pounding of the inner depths of the female vagina with the penis; often results in extreme painful ecstasy and intense post-coital soreness for the female and messianic self-satisfaction for the male.

Yo dude! I was on fire last night! I gave that broad the illest dickin' of her life and now she can't even walk!

by Otto Von Spoonybarger April 14, 2005

David Dickinson

1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke".

2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.

David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!

Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson

by needs4crying December 12, 2010

dickin

1.When someone is basically dick riding on somebody.
2.When someone is trippin.

"Yo why the hell iz u dickin."
"Yo they iz really dickin off the bull."

by 1Aman January 11, 2009

In Dickie's meadow

Is a saying from the North of England. It is another way of saying that you are in trouble.

"I will be in Dickie's meadow if she finds out about me cheating on her."

by Dani.B May 18, 2005

sleep dicking

The attempted misplacement of the penis while the 'unfortunate target' of the 'slip of the sausage' dreams of an uncomfortable anal experience. The unfortunate target generally wakes up complaining about having a sore bottom, to which the 'sleep dicker' pretends he has no idea.

"Bud! My ass hurts! You weren't sleep dicking were you?" "Huh? You must've rolled over on the flashlight!"

by bobtucker July 30, 2008

skittle dicking

When you strategically place Skittles under your foreskin prior to a good blow job session so the female (or male if you're into that) gets a good mouthful of Skittles while going down on you.

Brenda: "I spat the rainbow this morning!"

Kent: "You were totally Skittle dicking Stephen last night!"

by Trent Clendenning September 15, 2009