When you don’t want to go to an event or do something and blame it on diarrhea. Nobody will ever question it. It’s the perfect excuse.
by Preston J. Smith April 3, 2022
The defense wherein disagreeing in it, the sayer proves a point and the disagreer only makes it harder for themself. It's sometimes justified in order for the disagreer to expose any horrible truths.
Robert: "How come the system is like this? Please answer me right now. Why do I have to pay this much student loans? Is this corrupt."
Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."
Businessman: "No, this is not corrupt in the slightest and your opinion is wrong. A Verbal Trigger Defense won't help you in the slightest. Yes, everyone knows we're corrupt now but you still have to pay jack you filthy oaf."
by Leidgima-Bawelson September 10, 2020
by ekkkekekkekekeke January 3, 2021
Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.
by Based Cow November 18, 2021
by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 10, 2022
by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 10, 2022
Trump's first impeachment defense came down to the word "perfect", describing his actions and himself. The Republican senators, in unison, murmured 'perfect, innocent'. Probably being forced to serve as his own lawyer, Trump's impeachment defense II will consist of the word 'stolen'. Republican senators, themselves among the precise targets of his call for violence, may indeed murmur 'stolen, innocent', proving that mental illness, no less than Covid, is contagious.
by Monkey's Dad February 1, 2021