One John Deere Town

A small town that once was a thriving agricultural center but is now empty with one old rusty John Deere sitting in a field of
weeds surrounded by falling down barns and houses.

Where I grew up was once a great farming community but since Grandpa died it's deteriorated to a One John Deere town.

by jsd9632 December 5, 2011

deer river hoover special

A technical term for a methodology when in use of a water pipe AKA bong

It’s my turn for a hit , I’ll do a Deer River Hoover Special.

by Weedables December 5, 2017

two deer one cat

a wonderful and heart lifting story about three best friends. these three best friends (the two deers, bilo and sloopy, and one cat,MEOW) go on an adventure to the forest where they run into Bark, the dog. Bark reeks havok on the friends, and just when one thinks the story could not get any sadder bilo and sloopy gain revenge.

"two deer one cat made me laugh it made me figure out the meaning of life. i wanted to here it again and again!"

"and the cat said "meEoOwwW"

"oh the babies"

by greekgodofthewest January 18, 2008

deer in my headlights

When a guy or girl is awestruck by your amazing looks

Bruh, she looked like a deer in my headlights when she saw me.

by Deemoneyraw25 April 21, 2018

Cunt smellin mule deer

A dude who like to smell the pussies of female deer or doe

My friend bob is a cunt smellin mule deer. He likes to whack his ball bag while he sniffs a female deers twat hole.

by Queefsniffer69 August 23, 2022

Deer Park Public School

literally one of the most homosexual and rich schools in Toronto. It's in Rosedale so you can assume everyone just chucks money out of their pockets whenever they want. The kids literally all look the same cuz they're all basic ass bitches. the girls are hoes and they literally wear nothing to school. guys are fuckboys and most likely play hockey. This school is the school you go to if you didn't get into a private school.

Deer Park Public School? Isn't that the school for rich white kids?

by cheesey nostrills December 23, 2018

Sajan Mody( A large Deer

A man who frequently cheats and somehow gets away with it

Stop it Sajan Mody( A large Deer). No more coffee

by AARYON December 31, 2017