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Decamp

A verb meaning to curse someone out and or proceed to fight after speaking logically has failed.
Customer : "...I understand that but where can I find a bus?"
Employee: "FUCK YOU"
Customer: "o shit that mofo just decamped me"
by smack2311 September 5, 2012
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Suburban Decay

A nickname for suburban girls who use the makeup line, "urban decay." The name communicates the truth of this enterprise--namely, that the only individual willing to purchase a $95 "gift set" that is intended to make you look like a prostitute is a suburban, teenage girl.

In urban areas, most females do not wish to be confused for a hooker.
Samantha lives in the suburbs. Samantha is taking the train to the city this weekend. Samantha cannot decide whether to wear red eyeshadow with dark red lipstick, or to smother her face in hot pink glitter blush for a more 'natural' look.

Unable to decide, Samantha settles on doing both.

Upon arrival in the city, a pimp approaches Samantha and requests that "ho, come get back to yo daddy."

Samantha is an example of suburban decay.
by Suburban Decay January 28, 2011
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Academic Decathlon

1) Making absurd or funny comments in the back of the class, and get a great response.
2) A competition wherein requires hours upon hours of studying
3) To spend hours writing a speech that you know will never be given to anyone outside of the classroom.
4) To be Ghetto
1) Jimmy's comment was so Academic Decathlon, the teacher even laughed.
2) Academic Decathlon can be a PAIN IN THE ASS, but I love the class.
3) I Academic Decathloned for about 6 months now. It sucks that all that work, and building myself up has come to absolutely nothing.
Hahaha.
4) AYE bee awl Academic Decathlon awn yoh izznazz ihf yoo downt bak awf.
by David Demola April 24, 2005
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decatur

A city in Georgia. CLose to Atlanta but is mostly composed of farmland. Where many rappers are from including
Da Backwudz and comedian Chris Rock.
"I'm coming down with the key to Decatur"
by [e.99]Miracle May 24, 2005
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decaffitated

When a person runs around like a chicken with his or her head cut off, due to a lack of caffeine in his or her system.
"Dude, I couldn't even find a clean pair of socks this morning, I was so decaffitated."
by Geoff Lilley October 18, 2008
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Decade

A very ugly and gay band who's songs are so bad that it feels like they last a decade.
That band was so bad, it almost sounded like Decade, the ugliest and stupedist band of the millenium.
by decadeband December 13, 2003
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Decasexual

A person who is attracted to ojects, males, females, hermaphrodites, animals, and all the five previously listed nouns but in 2 dimensions (animated or drawn).
Let's use Hillary Duff, who is evidently a decasexual, as an example:

She is a decasexual because enjoys indulging herself in sexual activity with Mariah Carey, George Bush, (I don't know any famous hermaphrodites), Lassy (the famous dog) and tables. She also gets aroused by Sailormoon, Peter Griffin, (I don't know any famous animated hermaphrodites), Pikachu and that sword that the Megazord uses in Powerangers.
by Herman Shultz April 22, 2006
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