Yodelling David

To give someone (or yourself) a Yodelling David, one needs to first reach the stage of almost ejaculation after masturbation. As they are about to finish, they need to be castrated by a tool such as bolt-cutters or any other sharp utensil in order to create an explosive and bloody secretion. The sound of pleasure and pain combined to one can be described as the greatest yodelling of all time.

Person 1: "She gave me the Yodelling David last night"
Person 2: "What the fuck how are you still alive"

Person 1: "I'm a G, that's why"

by Marques Parana May 25, 2020

Danita

A name that sounds black but is usually given to a smaller blonde person. Unlike most blonde's, Danita's are witty and can talk for hours while keeping you interested. They are extremey cool and fun, especially to drink with. Anyone who's anyone loves a Danita.

friend #1: We need to find something fun to do.

friend #2: Have you tried calling Danita?

friend #1: Of course I've tried Danita! She's not picking up.

by pennythecat March 13, 2010

David

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. Has the best size iykwim 😉!

Me: OMG did you see David
Her: OMG ya he looks so good today!

by OutsiderofCarboncitomamita June 3, 2019

David Bowie

God

He's frikkin awesome. So many alter ego's and such a diverse musician. He isn't of just one genre, but of many. His music will live on forever.

Labyrinth, Ziggy Starbust, The Thin White Duke....see he's god!

by Jerica February 2, 2004

Ziva david

A character on the tv show Naval Criminal Investigative Service (NCIS) played by the Chilean actress Cote de Pablo. Ziva is Israeli and was formerly a Mossad liason officer for NCIS but is currently a Probationary Special Agent. She joined NCIS in season 3 after she killed her half-brother Ari Haswari to save Leroy Jethro Gibbs after Ari killed one of his agents Special Agent Caitlin 'Kate' Todd. From then on she had Gibbs' trust and is like a daughter to him, often times he affectionately calls her Ziver. She had a relationship with the old director, Jenny Shepherd; and often butt heads with her partner Anthony DiNozzo. Tony and Ziva have major sexual tension on the show and together make up the relationship Tiva. She is also close with the other agent, Timothy McGee, in a brother/sister relationship. It is known that Ziva's younger sister Tali was killed in a Hamas suicide bombing when she was only 16. Ziva's father, Eli David, is the Director of Mossad, and is a very mean man. At the end of season 6, he made Ziva quit NCIS and become a full time Mossad officer again, and sent her on a suicide mission in Somalia where she was captured, tortured, and presumed raped by terrorists. NCIS steps in and saves her.

All in all, Ziva David is a crazy israeli chick with impulse issues, is a ninja, and the best character on TV!!!!!! TIVA FOREVER!!!!!

Tony DiNozzo: Crazy Israeli chick

Ziva David: I will kill you 18 different ways with this paperclip

Ziva David: Tony, why are you here?
Tony DiNozzo: Couldn't live without ya, I guess

Viewer 1: Omg, did you see that? Do you think Ziva is really dead?
Viewer 2: She can't be, then the world would end!

Viewer 1: Did you see that Tiva moment last night in Jet Lag?
Viewer 2: YES! OMFG! They totally slept together, that is something I could totally see Ziva David doing... she's a ninja after all!

by tivaforever August 13, 2010

David

1. To time waste or to complete an assignment immediately before the deadline. The word is typically used among procrastinators.

2. The act of putting something off that eventually must be done.

Hey dude, did you finish the Science project? It's due today.
Nah man, I'm gonna david it.

by pepperchiniman October 7, 2020

david suzuki

David Suzuki is a Canadian geneticist, host of the CBC's Nature of Things, and one of the most trusted activists in the environmental movement. However, his support of the anthropogenic global warming theory, corporate sponsorship, doomsday predictions, and aversion to debate suggest that he is a self-serving junk scientist.

David Suzuki scared me into becoming an environmental scientist and now I know he's full of shit.

by notatard November 7, 2007