David McClure

Most commonly ginger and short in all the wrong places.Annoying and suffers from a rare liver condition-Jaundice.Beats up anyone who preaches religion.

That David McClure is so Jaundiced

by garage13 April 28, 2009

David

He is kind but can be mean if he has had a bad day or if you got him mad is very smart and will to do anything for a friend and has a lot of girls that like him

Person one David is so cool and smart person two yah i wish I was a david

by Annabthe di anglo March 10, 2017

David607

A weird guy who also is a nice guy. A guy who spams copy pastas and thinks he is funny. A guy stuck in 2019 who can only post among us related stuff.

vcx: You know David607?

Richard: No dont start with him,

by vcxiumtms February 5, 2022

jon david

Jon David always looking fresh As fuck. This nigga don’t give a fuck bout shit he da best at everything he do no nigga can beat him nigga will do what he wants to no nigga can’t stop him .His nick name is always jd

Yo Jon David looking fresh

by Jd1738 May 13, 2018

King david high school

Jewish princesses or 1/2 Christian the only school in the uk where knowing all about your teacher's personal life and vice versa is acceptable
Might even visit their homes

But hey as long as you get a*s a* s a*s and become a lawyer or doctor the bigman himself will personally hire someone to suck your dick.
We may be currently standing as inadequate
But the level of drama, vapes and piss in the swimming pool is quite frankly outstanding

Selling sour sticks for Israel trip charity-STONKS

You don't know what accent that is?
Oh she's a king david high schooler

by D00med y0uth August 22, 2019

david tran

A person who is a total computer geek. Oddly nerdy and athletic at the same time and as the warmest smile ever. An outstanding leader that has a way with words but he can always bite more than he can chew at times. The most adorable person that you can only meet once in a lifetime. If you have this person as your boyfriend be sure not to mention any other guys to him because he will throw on this jealous face right after and make you worry to death; An overachiever that works hard to have a guaranteed future; A loving and caring person; A worrywart; A corny, cheesy and lame person that's good at doing magic tricks; A great kisser and loves to make other people smile; A person who is already here for you when he's not there for you.

Wow, I can't believe you just pulled a David Tran.

by daitastic October 16, 2009

David Thorne

According to Wikipedia, 39 year old humorist, cat-lover, and Flight Commander David Thorne is Australian. Also according to Wikipedia, his work has been featured on "the BBC, The Late Show with David Letterman, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, and Late Night with Conan O'Brien." This is true. It is also true that he once walked the complete surface of the moon in under an hour, regularly torches his vehicle every eleven months, and sometimes pretends he is a baby monkey. However, many of the people who read his New York Times best-selling book, especially people from West Virginia, have concluded that "it is obviously that he is a foggot." This is a lie because if he were an Eskimo, he would build his igloo next to a supermarket or on a tropical beach.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, what are you reading?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: This, you inferior life-form, is only the greatest work of modern literature to ever have been revealed to our humble species. It is called "The Internet is a Playground."

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: Yo, who's the author, bitch?

Witty person who spends money on drugs: The author is none other than David Thorne, also known as the bat who stands in the middle of the mall discussing bats and being misunderstood.

Ignorant practioner of medieval metaphysics: *brain explodes*

by SaraLovesNPR September 24, 2011