While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10
Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.
by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019
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Dale Earnhardt (1951-2001, NASCAR driver) was for many an example of how a common man can achieve great things if one makes enough effort, and takes the chance whenever possible.
As so, "Do it for Dale" means something like "He'll be proud of you, so do it."
As so, "Do it for Dale" means something like "He'll be proud of you, so do it."
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Get the Dallen mug.A person who is mysterious and intelligent. Has a good sense of humor and can really make everyone laugh so hard. Really sensitive and emotional.
Always misunderstood as a bad person as they tend to play a different persona. Once you get to know who they really are, they are kind hearted and sympathetic. They are good listeners and would be willing to help you any time. They would always know what advice to give for every situation.
They might look tough on the outside, but deep inside they’re soft. They are very affectionate and would love to have your company 24/7. They are good partners in life. You’ll just love everything about them.
Before judging their qualities, you better get to know them first.
Always misunderstood as a bad person as they tend to play a different persona. Once you get to know who they really are, they are kind hearted and sympathetic. They are good listeners and would be willing to help you any time. They would always know what advice to give for every situation.
They might look tough on the outside, but deep inside they’re soft. They are very affectionate and would love to have your company 24/7. They are good partners in life. You’ll just love everything about them.
Before judging their qualities, you better get to know them first.
Dallan is so amazing.
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