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The Daily Testicle

A non reputable news source that spreads misinformation. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.
Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust? I just read it on The Daily Testicle.
by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024
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I beat my meat daily

I beat my meat daily means your masturbating alot
hmm my two truths and a lie is i beat my meat daily- Woah replied the teacher thats so interporpaite that was in front of the new assistant principal everyone looks at joe in disgust .
by ibeatmymeattoicespice December 18, 2024
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daily ricer

contrary to its close relative, the rice rocket, a daily ricer is a car manufactured by Asian automakers with no performance enhancing stickers or giant drag inducing fins. These cars are used most commonly for driving to and from work. Usually powered by small four cylinder engines they are great on fuel and don't cost a lot of money to drive.
Oh, I see, that must be your daily ricer!
by Not.quite.Vtec February 22, 2011
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The Daily Bugle

by timsweeney June 12, 2022
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Daily Chat

A horrible place you will regret being in for too long, only good the 1st day, except pre-2022. You'll probably find people saying "nyaa~ :3c" in it. Just comment GG on the daily level. Please.
I use the geometry dash daily chat!
Why do people think I am a femboy?
by FakeWeezerRiff September 1, 2023
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The Daily Oat

Commonly referred as TDO, it is a highly underappreciated and undertrafficked brony news site. If one were to join their Skype newsroom, it has been said that Enlightenment is guaranteed. Those who ever associate with said newsroom members have exhibited signs of extreme ecstasy, either foaming at the mouth with a large boner, or simply ejaculating on the spot.

The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
Nicholas Cage: So, I was on the set of National Treasure 21: The Eagle's Asshole of Gold, when I came across this site. . . .

Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?

Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—

2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?

Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.

2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?

Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .

<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
by JustAnotherTimeLord September 2, 2013
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daily chat

a chatroom in the geometry dash daily level's comment section, mostly made up of annoying 8 year olds using the cat icon and that never shut up. one day I'm gonna grind them all into a paste and spread the paste on my toast i can't fucking stand them
"yo man the daily chat sucks now"

"yeah"

"btw sussy obama balls fard"

"get the fuck out of my house"

"no u"
by Yevle (cool) March 26, 2022
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