Daddy rand

n.
Daddy rand - a term when you daddy lick someone ugly to get them rid of their evil wrinkles to beautify them.

Only Randulph hirahara : a big dingus with heart bigger than brain.

Mr kum : my boi ,last time I saw you were grotesque blonde fuck with evil wrinkles, what happened to you ?

Song chol : yeah I got rid of my wrinkles , yui daddy randed me.

by no more drip memes May 22, 2021

Shoegar Daddy

A guy who buys women ridiculously expensive shoes with hopes of getting them in bed.

Hot chick: Some guy that sees me at work bought me this $1,200 pair of french pumps.

Friend: You've got yourself a Shoegar Daddy.

by needlenoots July 10, 2010

big daddy adam

A nickname that you give yourself when your name is Adam because you can't incorporate it in any other nickname.

Adam: Big Daddy Adam doesn't flow at all, but it would be a decent nickname.

Everyone else: Man, Big Daddy Adam is a bitchin' nickname.

by bigstains January 6, 2014

Digi Daddy

The internet version of the Sugar Daddy. He provides for his ladies via PayPal after she expresses her needs on social media.

I hope my Digi Daddy sees my tweet about needing new clothes.

by J_Sqweezy March 14, 2016

Dust daddy

A homeless man you pick up to have sex with and then drop them back off. In reference to their dusty genitalia

I got bored this weekend so I picked up my dust daddy for a few hours

by Dust papi June 29, 2017

father daddy

When you have a church daddy who gives you the holy spirit in exchange for sex.

Did you hear about Claire's new father daddy?? She fucks him during services and gets his holy cock.

by Slick philosopher July 10, 2017

Waddle Daddy

The Waddle Daddy is one of the highest rankings of the waddle community as they are the brutes of the waddle army. A Waddle daddy can be identified by these key traits. 1rd.) Covered head to toe in greasy lard sweat. 2rd.) A Waddle Daddy will always be 400 + pounds. 3st.) The Waddle Daddy will be groomed to perfection with no neck beard out of place. 4rd.) The Waddle Daddy will always be packing. They will most likely have a lunchables stuffed somewhere hidden and under his fedora he will keep some spare tendies for charming the ladies. In conclusion the Waddle Daddy is a dangerous breed of Waddlers and if you are ever so unlucky to be face to face with one throw a packet of mayo at him. This action will cause the Waddle Daddy to become distracted with what he is doing and it will give you time to run away and call the waddle watchers.

The Waddle Daddy subdued my girlfriend with his persuasive tenndies and tum tum rolls.

by the big rico July 13, 2019