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Doc Stalk

That creepy feeling you get when you open a google doc file at work and realize that one of your teammates is also looking at it, but then you open another one and see that same teammate already there again. Repeat into infinity.
"I closed my computer and went on a coffee break when I realized I was doc stalking Katherine."
by liubiquitous July 29, 2019
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Doc Waz

where the teacher?
he is to busy being a doc waz
by SHLAMY August 18, 2019
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Doc holding

We’re you and your homie jack each other off then suck each other’s dick
I was doc holding with Jeff but it’s not gay because o said no homo
by A mofokur June 10, 2020
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Doc Hudson

The sexiest man in the Pixar universe according to some.
He may be a car, but Doc Hudson could get it.
by RIPWebkinz November 14, 2021
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doc kid

Term for the current generation of smash players who first got into Melee after seeing the documentary series The Smash Brothers.

The doc covers notable professional Smash players active since "Golden Era of Smash" (2003-2008), the history of the competitive Melee scene, the 2013 Evolution Championship Series (the largest Smash tournament of its day), and the Smash community’s desire for people to keep playing Melee despite the GameCube being discontinued since 2007.

Since its release in August 2013, anyone who claims to have been inspired by this documentary to cease showering and redirect their efforts to competing in Smash games is a doc kid.
smash player 1: “So, how did you get into Smash?”

player 2: “Well I guess I’m a doc kid. Probably why I’m a Melee purest lol.”

player 1: “LMAO, me too. That doc changed my life man. So weird to think it’s kinda old now, though we’re still considered part of the new generation.”
by BT_Haggrd April 26, 2022
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Doc-Chamock

A fake doctor. A portmanteau of Doc(short for real doctor) and Chamock, someone who makes a mockery of sacred institutions and/or symbols. The term could apply to dentists, chiropractors, Doctors of Education (Ed.D.) (think Jill Biden). However, the term has colloquially come to apply to eye "doctors", especially optoms as ophthalmologists can make a stronger case for deserving the title doctor.

It is important to note that NOT ALL optoms are Doc-Chamocks. If the optom in question pipes down, stays in their lane. describes themselves along the lines of an ophthalmologist secretary, they are NOT Doc-Chamocks, as they are not making a mockery of the real profession.
Did that person asking me to read the letters on the eye chart actually introduce themselves as a Doctor Marisa?!?
ROFL, yes.

More like Doc-Chamock!
by SheevPalpatine27 March 25, 2023
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Crazy Doc J

A middle aged man who, while bored at the office, forces patients to wait in exam rooms while he accesses Urban Dictionary for his own twisted sense of humor.
Yo...What the F@*$, why I am still waiting for Crazy Doc J.
by Dr. Richard H. Thorndyke April 16, 2010
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