cupcake harassment

The hilarious annoyance that one provides to a cupcake.
This act of bothering includes hugging, stroking of the hair,fondling/caressing,snuggling, nestling, cuddling, snuggling, and most other aggravating forms of affection.

*at the police station*
"Do you know what you're in here for?"
"...cupcake harassment?"

by rabbiteyes January 31, 2010

cupcake nazi

Someone who repeatedly tells everyone they will bring delicious cupcakes but then never do.

Annaliese told me she would bring some cupcakes but then she didn’t, she is such a Cupcake Nazi.

by Multiple Sources June 19, 2020

cupcake booty

its nice an round and looks good enough to eat

damn look at her cupcake booty!!

by random body May 19, 2016

Ride Cupcake

Refers to when riding two-up on a motorcycle. Primarily used by female bikers.

See also Ride Bitch

"My bike is still in the shop, I can't go on the ride today"

"Perhaps you can ride cupcake with someone?"

by ZorbaTheSwampMonster April 5, 2008

cupcake eater

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.

My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.

by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010

CupCake Stan

A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.

Eg.
"She's such a cupcake stan"
"She's so sweet and protective"

by Misskawaiigirl August 24, 2017

The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.

"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"

by Hopf December 22, 2004