guy 1: Hey bro what are you doing tonight? guy 2: I think I'll stop over my girlfriends house. She's a awesome crank sucker and I sure need my crank sucked. guy 1: Okay. Get ahold of me when your done.
by jimmybomm June 12, 2020
Get the crank suckermug. When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.
David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.
by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019
Get the spite crankmug. When a person who is under the influence of meth is walking down the street really fast. And there eyes are turned down towards the street instead of where they are going.
They are usually looking for a package that somebody might have dropped. Like a quarter gram or other size.
There usually sweaty and having hard time controlling there body movements.
They are usually looking for a package that somebody might have dropped. Like a quarter gram or other size.
There usually sweaty and having hard time controlling there body movements.
by rmblnrd13 May 11, 2010
Get the crank steppingmug. a hand job with an added circular motion which is performed in plane of movement other than the standard tugging motion.
by ThanksmasMiracle March 12, 2011
Get the Crank startmug. by nobody else here May 28, 2017
Get the cranking backmug. A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.
Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!
by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020
Get the The Capuchin Crankmug. 
Get the hydrolyzed crankmug.