by Slaalb May 10, 2016
Get the crab mcgrawlmug. When someone licks in circles around your butthole then sticks their tongue inside while while stroking your cock or fingering your pussy.
by AC MCMR September 12, 2017
Get the Crab pandamug. by Dr.JT February 23, 2011
Get the Crab Stepmug. by RubberDuckee October 4, 2017
Get the twisted crabmug. by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 14, 2019
Get the The krusty crabmug. Hat on a Crab is an idiomatic phrase that describes someone who lacks the ability or knowledge to perform simple tasks or understand basic concepts, implying a sense of incompetence or cluelessness in their actions or understanding. This expression is used metaphorically to portray an individual's incapacity or lack of aptitude in accomplishing elementary tasks or comprehending straightforward ideas, highlighting their overall lack of competence or familiarity in the given context.
When it comes to cooking, Lisa is like a hat on a crab - she can't even boil an egg without burning it.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
Sarah's lack of basic computer skills makes her a hat on a crab in the office.
by _mynoduesp June 19, 2023
Get the Hat on a crabmug. Man or woman of ill repute who may have had pubic lice for a long time, to the point of them breeding. Can also be used for similar sexually transmitted diseases.
-"Dude, would you bang Lindsay Lohan without getting paid for it?"
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
-"No, man, I'd stay away from that crab rancher. She has the Crawford Ranch for crablice inside her jeans."
by Danny Fehlings November 13, 2007
Get the crab ranchermug.