corporate

Anyone thing or person that does not titalate your interest, something that is mundane, boring or even negative. Possibly something that takes too much attention or problem-solving skills to complete.

"That job you got has no zing to it, it's just plain corporate."

by jeredh January 10, 2009

Corporate American

A male between the ages of 23-28 who is still looking for a wife, hot, sophisticated, and wears a suit out to the bar to attract the attention of younger females.

Has a blackberry in one hand, drink in the other. Only drinks bottled beers.

Renee: Do you see that Corporate American over there?
Mandy: Yea, let's go talk about the economy with them and hope to become the younger wife of a fine corporate catch.

by PatriceBergeron April 6, 2010

conculate

VERB: To throw up, hurl, "buy buicks," barf.

I am nauseated, and will conculate all over you.

by Bu Barkley August 17, 2006

coagulated

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass

her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there

by Trey June 25, 2004

corporate bot

Someone who works a nine to five for a corporation. Most work downtown in big building and are a slave to the system. While at work most corporate bots choose to play online Wheel of Fortune or other similar computer games. Also most corporate bots love to get tanked at happy hour.

Driving at five sucks because all these corporate bots back up I-15 like a mother fucker.

Damn, that corporate bot is fucking hammered.

by UTcrony420 March 4, 2009

Corporate Shooting Range

When a disgruntled, highly mentally unstable, or just plain wierd office worker goes into his place of employment and starts shooting up the office, usually with a semi-automatic weapon. This used to be very common amogst postal workers. Some people have actually done this at an ex-lover's workplace after a bad breakup. Most causes involve a series of frustrating events that go on for years and then one horrible event or day sets some poor motherfucker off the deep end.

After he got fired and lost his house last week, Jim went to the Corporate shooting range and killed some lawyers.

by rKrDuDe265 December 15, 2009

corporate douche bag

Corporate douche bag = a hard driven arrogant tough businesswoman. These broads are generally very cold, hard boiled women who will do whatever-it-takes to acheive in the corporate world - they are very tough. Many are married, many others are not - some are Lesbians - who often hate men.

Best advice, dont get in their way - defuse them with dry sarcastic humor.

These broads are douche bags with balls.

The CEO of the company that I used to work for was a corporate douche bag - she was very tough, hard as nails and had big balls !

by WET CARGO BOY April 3, 2006