The process whereby a woman uses her vagina to transport items (usually contraband). A female-only alternative to the prison wallet.
Mary: Hey Bob, here's that pot vape pen you wanted.
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
Bob: Thanks! But how did you get it past customs?
Mary: I did a bit of cooter haulin'.
Bob: (as he gingerly sets the pen down) Ummm, thanks?
by weyus July 26, 2018
Get the cooter haulin'mug. by sam and junk March 28, 2009
Get the Cooter Loafmug. A cooter toot is the sound of an extremely large, but fowl smelling pocket of air being released from the vaginal region of a woman. The cooter toot has a smell in compression to a rotting pig carcass or carcasses depending on the age or kill count of the woman. You can use a cooter toot as a reference on how many men she has been with.
Last night I went down on my girlfriend and she had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
Do you smell that, I think the girl behind me had a “cooter toot”
by The salty underdog November 1, 2018
Get the Cooter tootmug. A bitch or a cunt. Someone who is rude to you no matter how far you go out of your way to be nice or to make them feel welcome. Many times a lesbian who hates gay men.
I tried to make the new girl feel welcome by introducing her to my friends but the "rusty cooter" just rolled her eyes and said something mean under her breath.
by wigger4life October 7, 2009
Get the Rusty Cootermug. short dresses or tight dresses or long shirts worn as dresses that creep up on the cooter slowly as the person walks or dances.
Did you see that girl that was in that cooter creeper dress.
That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.
That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
That halloween costume I tried on the other day was a cooter creeper so I did not buy it.
That dress you wore last night sure was a cooter creeper. Saw way more than I wanted too.
by party city employee say what September 27, 2010
Get the cooter creepermug. by Kthenewway May 18, 2016
Get the [Cooter dew]mug. The unique imprint left by a vagina. Similar to a fingerprint. No two individuals have the same stamp.
by Logan Howell, Sam Bilyeu May 9, 2008
Get the cooter stampmug.