COMPERFECT

the word that fits someone or something so well that it must be discribed by the combination of the words perfect and complete

elizabeth is comperfect!!

or

That puzzle peice fits comperfectly in that spot.

by szablya November 20, 2006

competicious

The ignorant word for competitive= Inviting a defensive naive individual to a friendly challenge that is on your same team....

"Hey Steve, I just wanted to give you a heads up..... I am going to beat your stats 3 weeks in a row." (Steve) I don't care what you do, I am just doing my job." (Me) "OK Great, that will make it easier on me to beat you, thank you!" (Steve) "Gosh..... Don't be so competicious!!" LMAO

by KW8 September 8, 2007

Compenstipation

The act of stretching the truth beyond it's capacity, while trying to steer one's company's attention away from a much more malicious, inevetivable truth: either shingles, psoriasis, or in many more severe caases - being generally "without life companions" - or "friends." 9 out of 10 women will experience this in thier life time, while trying to cover up assumptions of sexually transmitted deseases or acts of skeletal "closet" matter. Studies have shown an average of 4% of the global population will commit at least once in their life to compenstipation-isnims while they are experiencing a more lonely, pathetic time in their life. General studies of 1.5% of all mammals commit this negative act as a part of human nature, from feelings of inferiority.

"She tried so hard to get her friends to believe her false story in her best compenstipation attempts. They saw through her lies, and approached her about her genital warts."

by Doctor Chance O'Toole March 28, 2008

compestated

A physical attributed attained by a person spending primary time at a computer, and adapting appropriate weight gain to the enviroment.

I cant run anymore, Im too compestated.

Your chair might be uncomfortable, but soon you will compestate to it.

by adammtboy October 4, 2008

Competitive Hand Waving

1. A euphemism for decision-making based on the best sounding idea.

2. A travel game, whereby contestants traveling in an automobile time the amount of time it takes for people in other automobiles to return a hand wave. Lowest time is best.

Currently, development decision are often made in meetings on the basis of competitive hand waving, when they should be made on the basis of usability data.

by ToeJamboree February 18, 2010

compyouter

Putting the you into comp-ting

Comcommerce is most effectively accessed by yourself on compyouter.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

Comperstand

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010