A specific type of paint baller who stands at the start point for almost the entire battle and just gives orders
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
type 1. a noob who try's to show of by attempting to demonstrate leadership not actually giving any useful orders, just to hide the fact he / she is scared shitless of being hit
type 2. a pro who over watches the map in order to see whats going on and to spot any week spots in the enemy defense, usually armed with a long range marker
Type 1 Back-Seat-Commander: Move forward!!!
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
Guy1: SHUT THE FUCK UP, GET DOWN HERE AND DO SOMETHING!!!
Guy2: fucking noob Paintball Back-Seat-Commander
Type 2 Back-Seat-Commander: you three, move up the middle where the resistance is strongest and draw as much attention as possible, remember its more important that you stay alive than take out the enemy, you five take the left side on my "go" when their attention is at the center the rest of you reinforce the center as necessary but in the meantime protect the objective!
Guy1: SIR, YES SIR!
Guy2: Wow this guy really knows what hes doing
by OLZ. V. October 9, 2009
by Town242 April 28, 2021
you say this when you’ll do whatever the fuck someone wants you to, often used when you like someone or want them to like you
by penis wizard February 28, 2019
Spidermans partner/wrestling captain in fighting the Green Goblin. They fight side by side all night and day until finally the Goblin is defeated. Whenever duty calls, Spiderman and the Zombie Commander Cheef are ready to hit that Goblin and rip him till he is all cashed!
Civilian: Spiderman! Zombie Commander Cheef! The Green Goblin iz attacking!!!
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.
Spiderman: Right! We iz on our way honorable civiliain of society!
Zombie Commander Cheef: Know what I mean?
Spiderman: Sure thing.
by Drowz E May 7, 2009
An extremely impressive high ranking military officer, who although has jacked forearms, is no match for a navy seal in any form of combat.
by joeisalwayswrong December 10, 2010
The most fuck up game ever in the Tiberium series. From the most experienced series into the most stupid series. Many of Tiberium Wars die hard fans has throw the DVD into the trash can after the first time playing its campaign or skirmish mode.
C&C Fan : Dude ! Do you have the brand new release Command & Conquer 4 : Tiberium Twilight ?
Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.
Ex-C&C Fan : Yeah, in the trash can. You can have it if you want. But i doubt you will ever find a good place to put it after you play it.
by The Memorandum June 24, 2010
a great movie i.m.o. there was just something about it that stuck in my head after i left. i think it was worth the money i paid for a ticket. russell crowe is a great actor in this movie and in Gladiator.
"did you see the movie with the insanely long title Master and Commander the Far Side of the World?"
"yes i did. 'tis an awesome movie."
"yes i did. 'tis an awesome movie."
by Juliet April 15, 2004