on command queef

queefs ussually occur during sexual activity, however a select few have the special gift of queefing on comand
can be done in a multitude of ways either lying down and lifting the legs and pelvis up or simply spreading your legs real wide while sitting down

i thought you could only queef while having sex but that bitch proved me wrong while she spread her legs and i heard the distinct sound of a queef and i was like shooot that girl can on command queef

by kyliefofo February 27, 2009

Coliander

1. One who can be found running from illegal acts, often chanting the words, 'Shit, Shit, Shit.'
2. A person unwilling to have any minor part in shoplifting, even if it's blatantly obvious that no harm could come of it.
3. One whose porch (and indeed letterbox) receives near constant bombardment of bush and other plantlife.

Jimmy - Can we borrow your bag for a spot o' shopliftin'?
Bob - Shit, Shit, Shit!
Jimmy - Don't be such a Coliander!

by carthage March 9, 2009

Star command

The place were buzz lightyear (from toy story) thinks hes from and has to get back to do a mission.

I have to back get to star command! Do you know where my ship is?

by AwesomefulPie February 22, 2011

extreme commando

Going without underwear, socks and an undershirt (or bra). A more extreme version of commando. May cause profuse sweating in the nether region.

I dared Keith to go Extreme commando, and he ended up with swamp crotch.

by BobFlufel January 3, 2017

Reverse Commando

Pantsless

Someone said, “hey you’re going reverse commando” at the passerby who was not wearing pants

by Xhyshejenddn July 9, 2019

Nose Commando

DURING COVID_19: A person who has their mask only covering their mouth, not their nose as well. These people find having a mask over your nose unnecessary. They tend to be extremely annoying.

1: Dude! Did you see the waiter's mask?
2: Ya! She had it below her nose, then she sneezed all over our food!
1. So annoying! Such a 'Nose Commando'!

by Emma-NEM March 16, 2021

Commando Crocodile

A comic created by Matty Shub, the comic appears in in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: No Brainer, having an Australian crocodile going on adventures and bla bla bla. The comic was flagged by a parent because the crocodile wasn't wearing pants.

Library Book Challenge Form:
Name of Book: Commando Crocodile: Tunnel Vision
Author: Matty Shub
Reason for challenge: crocodile is not wearing pants

by George Hiffy November 6, 2023