Divina commedia

The most important poem in Italians history, but yo, fuck off

You're so tedious, you seem the Divina commedia

by ItalianBoy-fuckoff December 16, 2021

stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually [bad thing] This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.

Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer

Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀

by Josuke's Hair Is Best Hair August 19, 2023

comedian

laughter whore

Person 1: who's your favorite comedian?
Person 2: Dane Cook
Person 1: He's a total laughter whore

by Dioxybenzone September 12, 2010

white comedy

A genre of Cinematic or Television Comedy that often has a all white cast. Jokes tend to revolve around rape,incest Insulting one another and or but not always Drugs.
Alot of them also have Tom Arnold in them for some Reason. While some are consider hilarious alot of them fall short of what they are cooked up to be.. IE Zoolander, Step Brothers..etc
The best white Comedian by far is jimmy kimbell.

"Hey did you see that new white Comedy with will farrell?"
"No....I was something actually goodl."
"Oh..............Well it was funny..kinda...not really."

by wxfs June 18, 2009

Comedy

An adjective used to describe something funny said

Guy #1: Bruh, she got to slurpin like it was July, 11 (7/11)
Guy #2: haha that's comedy my dude

by DatRealNiggaLilBill May 31, 2015

Comedy Spliff

A large Spliff containing At least 14grams of marijuana made by rolling a a4 sheet of card into a cone rolling it in paper and filling the empty cone up. This needs 4 roaches, 2up 2down

"Thats not a spliff"
"yes it is"
"are you trying to be funny"

by Stanislaus May 30, 2004