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Commander Venus

A band that Conor Oberst (of Bright Eyes, Desaparecidos, and Park Ave.) and Tim Kasher (of Cursive and The Good Life) used to be in. They shared vocals.

Conor was pre-pube during this time and sounded like a little girl.

It's awesome.
"Listening to Commander Venus makes me happy. Tim is such an amazing writer!"
by Chelsea January 26, 2005
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Comma Fail

When one leaves the school, many of what one learned won't be used now on, but anyway, there are some stuff one have to know how and when to use, as a matter of avoiding huge embarrassing moments, like the use of comma, specially when chatting indeed.
RandomChat(room1):

Guy1: Hey!Hey!Hey dude!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Hey!Hey! Hey duuuuuuudeee!
Guy2: …
Guy1: Heeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!Dud…
Guy2: I'M EATING SHIT!!!!
Guy1: hmm….well….aah…ugh…I think you should put a comma after eating, seriously.
Guy2: oh f***, that's the third comma fail today, shit!
by Sean McFlannigan May 14, 2011
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Commando/Mercenary Treatment

When a group of developers ignore the complaints of a class in an mmo until the players of said class reroll, quit or just become too tired to complain. Thus solving the root cause of said complaints. This is followed up by the developers patting each other's backs and congratulating each other on a job well done.
1. Bioware is really putting powertechs through the commando/mercenary treatment. Each patch powertech's think their class can not get worse, when it does.

2. If the RNG gods align, we can be one shot by a Boss mechanic, and there is nothing we can do. Us assassin tanks are getting the Commando/Mercenary treatment.

3. Because of Bioware's consistent use of the commando/mercenary treatment one will find a lack of commandos and mercenaries queing for the 4 v 4 ranked arenas.
by Mathrim Cauthon August 25, 2013
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commack

Though predominantly wealthy and Jewish, other ethnicities and eco-social classes do exist...somewhere...Commack is home to one of the highest achieving school districts in the country.

Commack has a bunch of social cliques including JAPs, Preps, Jocks, Punks, Skaters.
Commack has the top kickline team in the U.S.
You know you are in Commack if you...
Love to go to Coldstone
Wear Juicy, Hardtail, SoLo and 2bfree
Have the latest Tiffany
Bring your Coach, Burberry or Dooney to school everyday
Eat Sushi
Wear a side ponytail
Go to sleepaway camp
Have Crocs in every color
Are Jewish
Have a big house and drive a nice car
Belong to the "Club" and play golf there often
Pay someone else to clean your house
Get your nails done every week

Commack, in the running for being one of the jappiest places to live on Long Island.
Commack, similar to Dix Hills only not right next to the LIE.
by Commackgrl September 8, 2008
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carpet commando

one who is down on all 4's scanning the carpet for methamphetamine. (or drugs of the sort)
you walk into a room and see somone picking through the carpet, they are going carpet commando.
by Ezekiel Melinko March 9, 2007
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redneck commandments

the 10 commandments for rednecks
1.) thou must marry thine sister.
2.) thou must consume copious amounts of alcohol.
3.) thou mustn't achieve greater education than grade 8.
4.) thou must live in a broken down house or trailer park.
5.) thou mustn't bathe more than twice per year.
6.) thou must have many children, many pets, and have your parents live in the attic.
7.) thou must watch NASCAR.
8.) thou must wear plaid and a trucker hat.
9.) thou must live in the USA or Canada.
10.) thou must own a beaten up truck

the lost commandments
11.) thou must listen to country.
12.) thou must vote for bush.
13.) thou must make moonshine.
14.) thou mustn't pay taxes.
15.) thou must hate your neighbor.
16.) thou must disapprove of newcomers.
17.) thou must salute the trucker.
18.) thou must only eat game you find (road) and kill, yourself.
19.) thou have a rocking chair on your porch.
20.) thou must play the banjo.
-road trip through Alabama-
-stop at a gas station-
-get out and fill up-
guy 1 "hmm?"
-locals stare and talk to each other-
-guy 1 gets back into car-
-guy 1 to guy 2- " those guys are kind of creeping me out. Can you guess why they're doing that?"
guy 2 "have no idea. You might want to check in with them redneck commandments."
by leviathantheinsane June 13, 2013
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Going Commando

To not wear a face mask when it is required.
Greg, put ur damn face panties on!! You know you can’t walk around the office going commando!
by BBQFreak August 6, 2021
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