Three Colon

Word version of a mustache face. 3:
Used when representing someone who has a mustache.

Dude, this guy had an awesome mustache! 3: Three Colon

by MegaDude101 October 26, 2011

Colon Three

:3 represents two arms covering the mouth, as in, "I'm playfully hiding from what I said.." It is both confidence and submission to the audience.

"we should hang out tomorrow :3" implies that the comment was playful and not completely serious.

hot pic :3 (colon three)

by kujua June 22, 2011

colonize my ass

Cumming inside someone's ass

Look at that hot guy over there. He can colonize my ass

by aussyj August 16, 2017

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

Colon High School

A small school located in Colon, Michigan riding on the coattails of a single football state championship in 8-player after going 2-7 2 years before in 11-player. The school is also known for the amount "country boys/girls" with their dads old Cateye and/or the jeep "they saved a summer worth of pay to buy" that was 15k. But you also have the real country boys/girls who roll up in a rusty Xj with cut fenders. The graduating classes are around 50 students give or take depending on how many assignments are actually graded.

Forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes I attended Colon High School

I gradimatated from Colon High School.

by SwervingIrvin December 13, 2021

Colon Bowel M.D.

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

Chief Leaky Colon

What you call your bud when he drops a french grenade and the fart is so bad it smells like he shit his pants.

Friend #1: What smells like Asschwitz in here?

Friend #2: It's me, your buddy Chief Leaky Colon

by mr.snruB November 15, 2010