When you have emergency bowel pressure and you have to pause your step, clench your butt, and hope the pressure eases so you can make it to the toilet (or at least some location where the clean-up is less conspicuous)
I made it home after a two hour drive and I had to stop in the garage and re-collect before I blew my o-ring and sharted. Luckily, after a pause and a cold sweat, I continued into the house and made it to the bathroom.
by Bigg Tiggs December 14, 2024
Get the re-collectmug. Person1: "Did you visit Tims collective häkeling last week?"
Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."
Person2: "Yeah my butt is still sore because of that crocheted buttplug."
by TheCrocheter27 February 3, 2017
Get the collective häkelingmug. In other words, to spy on people and extort wrongful/excessive fines on them. It's what da fuzz is REALLY out to do to all of us.
With so many piglice out there trying to observe and collect from passing motorists, many folks might be better off foregoing a vehicle altogether, and just walk, bicycle, or use public transportation.
by QuacksO December 20, 2018
Get the to observe and collectmug. all the bitches be fantasizing about his collectionism of ants.
by Big daddy ady June 20, 2023
Get the collectionismmug. Facebook is so unique. Think about it. What has ever existed like it before? It's the first-ever example of what is a... collective diary. Hey, I should submit that to Urban Dictionary.
by Vincent Van Dazzled February 25, 2019
Get the Collective Diarymug. 1.) Synomnious with Secure the Bag and Get the Bread
2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.
3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)
2.) When you rise and grind, effectively collecting the yeast before it rises to bread.
3.) Taking credit for the bread (success) by collecting all the yeast before others can take it.
4.) Having the begining means to obtain success before it exists. (Having ways to make bread)
Guy 1:- I have an algebra exam tomorrow.
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.
Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!
Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞
Guy 2:- Bro, study and collect the yeast.
Guy 1:- Hell yeah, COLLECT THE YEAST!
Guy 1:- Now I can make some fucking bread. 😫🙌🍞
by COLLECTtheYEAST March 24, 2019
Get the Collect the Yeastmug. When a substitute teacher is collecting classwork, he will most likely say, "IN 5 MINUTES, I AM GOING INTO FULL COLLECTION MODE"
by cityzach October 13, 2012
Get the Full Collection Modemug.