weener cleaner

A weener cleaner is your mouth!

I was at work and trying to call down a steak to the cook when these bitches kept talking really loud. The cook couldn't hear what I was saying. I looked over at those hookers and said, " Shut your fucking weener cleaners" and then proceeded with work.

by UFO 311 May 2, 2009

Speed Clean

definition one- all the garbage goes in the garbage.
definition two- all the garbage goes in the closet.
definition three- all the garbage goes under the bed.

also see: MAKE YOUR SISTER DO IT.

i have major speed cleaning to do.

how will i ever get this done?!
well, i speed clean just don't open my closet.

i told you to clean quickly, not speed clean! now look at your bed !!

by rawrpurpledinoivana February 20, 2010

Ms.Clean

when a girl puts toothpaste on your dick and uses it as a toothbrush to clean her mouth leaving it minty fresh

yo i gave ur mom a ms.clean lastnight

by brad swikawoski March 13, 2010

bean clean

'bean clean'the act of performing oral sex on a female,tounging the clitoris,going down to clean the bean.

if you give me a blow job ill pop down and give you a bean clean,give your bean a clean

by spanjabber13 September 27, 2013

Legendary Clean Wipe

The ultra rare act of taking a shit and then wiping only to discover a clean piece of toilet paper.

It was a glorious moment for me when I went poo and pulled off the legendary clean wipe.

by TesticularTorsion July 25, 2014

codependent cleaner

A person who is unable to clean without having someone with them either keeping them company or cleaning with them.

She is a codependent cleaner because she only cleans the house when I'm home!

by joys May 16, 2015

Palette Cleaner

Oral sex performed by quickly licking and tongue punching the vagina and anus alternating back and forth at a non-stop, feverish pace.

Rachel loves it when I do the palette cleaner on her.

I love the sweet and yet tangy flavors of the palette cleaner. The thot I hooked up last night had a little swamp ass.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018