A "Classic Roger" is when two people are making out, and the older person of the two violently shoves their tongue into the younger person's mouth. Can be very disturbing when done correctly.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
The term comes from a sketch from Bo Burnham's stand up comedy, 'What', referring to a pedophile frog named Roger, since the person preforming the Classic Roger quickly darts their tongue (like a frog) into a poor, unprepared younger person's mouth (like a pedophile).
Not to be confused with french kissing. The difference is that while french kissing is taken slowly and steadily, and is quite satisfying, Classic Rogering is a suprise kamikaze tongue attack that disrupts a perfectly good kiss.
*Jude Classic Rogers his girlfriend Lucy, who is a few years younger than him*
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Lucy: JUDE! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT??
Jude: cLaSsIc RoGeR ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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-Getting a really bad sunburn the day before you take your driver's test, but you fail your driver's test because you hit a cone, and your tomato of a face doesn't have to be on a piece of plastic that identifies you for the next 5 years.
-Applying to Stanford
-Attending a mother of all baby showers convention for the fake sister you are supposed to be buying gifts for just to eat food, and then feel out of place because you are not pregnant so you conceive a food baby.
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