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cracking ten

Slang term for defecation. Sometimes rumored to have been invented by George Washington while crossing the Potomac. It is a general term for the action of defecation, but can be altered after the "cracking" to describe the volume or intensity of the defecation.
"Bretheren...observe as I go forth and crack ten unto this mighty river."

"Hey guys, I totally cracked fifteen in that dumpster!"

"I gotta crack ten, be right back."
by Beef Sniper July 20, 2008
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crackinged

To be boned senseless by someone who incontrollably nods their head.
Glennda barked as she was crackinged by Becks
by whitters1001 December 8, 2006
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Cracking Jack

The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.

Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"

"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 18, 2008
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cracking on some jimmies

Eating beef jerkey while cracking your toes.
by shauna blakney October 21, 2010
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Clanking Buckets

a word used to describe that act of having sexual intercourse without having to use the word sex.

fucking in a happy state of mind.

fucking in a bucket in a bucket factory.
" when do you think Ashley and Steve will be clanking buckets!"
by savannah douglas October 2, 2011
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Clucking

Iconic sound made by Ugandan Knuckles when repeated and uncompletely clicking their tonge for the choosen Kween with the purpose of showing her their pledge.
Sandra: Listen Judy, I was chilling very peaceful at VRChat (don't judge me, bitch) when, out of nowhere, a large herd of ugandan knuckles appeared and chose me as their "My kween".
Judy: Yeezus!
Sandra: That ain't all, gurl. They surrounded me and started doing a super loud and annoying clucking.
Judy: Oh lord..
Sandra: IK, but yet they, in somehow, made me feel supreme and special for the first time in a long while... (cries)
Judy: (huges Sandra and cry together).
Sandra: (Whispers while crying) I have ebola now.
by GatoIdk January 28, 2018
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Clarking

It is the act of holding up the weed cyph, usually by being too concentrated playing a game or too distracted doing something else.
Yooo Clark pass the blunt bro, you're Clarking it!

"Where's the bowl at?" I don't know, Clark is probably Clarking it right now.
by SixPathsGod June 2, 2018
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