Chufmonkey

1. An abnormally wide penis comparable to a kaiser roll.

2. An abnormally wide piece of stool.

Examples:

1. Shit, my chufmonkey got stuck on my zipper.

2. Somebody forgot to flush their chufmonkey.

by BillCheese1 February 5, 2010

chuffy

to be puffed up with self contented delight, happiness and well being; to be chuffed, full of chuffiness, to things chuffily.

a ruffled grouse puffing up its feathers
in courtship.

by Serena Rykert February 24, 2004

Choffed

Adj., To be intoxicated, particularly within a park.

Yo bro, wanna go to the park and get choffed tomorrow?

by choffedinBanchoff March 30, 2011

Cheffin

To go into the studio and cook up a fresh beat

Dude 1: Yo what have you been doing all night?
Chef: Cheffin up some fire beats, blood.

by Batman III September 15, 2015

chiffarobe

An old dresser thing that you bust up and use for kindling.

"Come on over here boy, and bust up this here chiffarobe"

by braamer March 10, 2003

chuffnut

A chunk of shit stuck between your ass cheeks. Generally missed if you've been too hasty wiping your ass after a dump.

Man, I only wiped once, and now I have a chuffnut the size of an egg in my ass.

by Stu October 12, 2003

chubfuck

someone that is fat or obese & ugly as shit

An example of a chubfuck is Jereme Lee Luther.

by KevinSmitharrr November 30, 2006