Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018

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Christopher Knight

fucking cunt

um wow alex got doxxed he lives in canada
NO HES JUST A FUCKING CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT
SCOOTER SQUAD

by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018

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Christopher Petty

A wild squeaker with rad tuberculosis.

Oof, Christopher Petty is dying again.

by Coby5735 January 31, 2019

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Christopher Robin

The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball

Christopher Robin is the hardest boss in whinnie the Pooh baseball

by Ah man October 23, 2019

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So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

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Christopher Dickson

Christopher Dickson is a very trustworthy person. He is a very good listener and never yells. He treats people with much respect and never wants anyone to be in trouble and he wants the best for people.

Guy 1: “Stop being a bitch, be a Christopher Dickson instead.”

by DICKSONHATER December 4, 2022

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