Chris

Stupid noob that stinks at fortnite and especially rocket league

“Fuck no i don’t want to squad with Chris my back hurts from carrying this shitter”

by Gayhomonamedchrisk May 28, 2018

Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

A dumb ass nigga. Fuck boy. Commonly known for being dumb as fuck

He a Chris for real, don’t fuck with him.

by Sasha Terry August 9, 2019

Chris

Chris, a very Mature yet Nasty man, someone who loves to tease you every now and then

"That Chris dude played with me yesterday, I dont even know how Sery is dating him."

by HJxSHO January 8, 2021

Chris

What can i say for Chris... type of guy to make you laugh and have a joke with your friends without wanting to fuck any of them usually medium to tall skinny and a nice guy, but stick him in bed with you and you won’t come out in one legs shaking and condom balloons everywhere nice guy and usually polite too.

Nicole:Hey i was talking to Chris last night.
Sarah:Girl how are you walking?

by Gabriella2470 October 10, 2020

Chris

Chris is a mega simp

You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp

by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020