Those two chavs thought they could pick on us, and we busted open their empty heads.
Have you beaten a chav today?
Have you beaten a chav today?
by DeeDurk October 5, 2008
Get the chavmug. chav. An acronum for ''COUNSIL HOUSING AND VIOLENCE'' They are often seen to be wearing a tracksuit (ironic because they never actually go anywhere near a track, field or gym) or hoodie with loose jeans and a flat cap. These ''people'' think that they are all more important than anybody else and they think they own the street. But everybody else sees them as self-absorbed cunts
two chav kids are sitting outside burger king,acting like they are the s**t. A man walks past.
Kid 1: oi mate, are you looking for some fucking trouble.
kid 2: A knife in your gut?
Man: (under his breath) fucking chavs
Kid 1: oi mate, are you looking for some fucking trouble.
kid 2: A knife in your gut?
Man: (under his breath) fucking chavs
by oxenhart July 6, 2009
Get the chavmug. Scum of the Earth which you will find in poor places.
Chav actually stands for Council House And Violent.
Chav actually stands for Council House And Violent.
by Leonidas12434 June 21, 2008
Get the Chavmug. A chav joke would be, "What are the first words a chav baby says to its single parent?" Answer: "What are YOU looking at??" or: "If there are two chavs in a car and no loud music playing, what kind of car is it?" Answer: "A police car."
by jessickuhh October 22, 2008
Get the chavmug. 1. The British equivalent of the United State's "Wiggers," "Guidos (although these are by definition always of Italian descent-and I do mean descent)," or "total idiots."
While there are certain genuine sorts who talk the talk AND walk the walk (usually raised in actual rough neighborhoods), the American "chav" is almost always from an affluent suburb and descends from lilly-white, non-divorced, WASP parentage. The former is instantly recognizable by the "thousand mile stare" or "serial killer shark eyes" that they have. The latter is always recognizable by the "Chip n' Dales" male stripper air freshener that is hanging in their Mom's BMW (which they are trying to pretend is their own, and always refer to as "the Beamer").
2. The precise creature that Sacha Baron Cohen is mimicking and satirizing (to hilarious results) when in the character of "Ali G".
While there are certain genuine sorts who talk the talk AND walk the walk (usually raised in actual rough neighborhoods), the American "chav" is almost always from an affluent suburb and descends from lilly-white, non-divorced, WASP parentage. The former is instantly recognizable by the "thousand mile stare" or "serial killer shark eyes" that they have. The latter is always recognizable by the "Chip n' Dales" male stripper air freshener that is hanging in their Mom's BMW (which they are trying to pretend is their own, and always refer to as "the Beamer").
2. The precise creature that Sacha Baron Cohen is mimicking and satirizing (to hilarious results) when in the character of "Ali G".
-Countless wanna-be DeeJays "spinning" in totally inappropriate Irish pubs (on Long Island) or at even more inappropriate "County Fairs" and "10th Annual Pig Breeding/Pumpkin Growing Festivals" (throughout the Midwest and antebellum South).
-Eminem might be a chav without his the talent.
-Eminem might be a chav without his the talent.
by Willie Hellenbach (A.S.) March 19, 2007
Get the chavmug. Your everyday, typical bawbag.You may find a chav graffitying AYT or YTG. Although they think they are little gangsters the Triads would have their eggrolls for lunch. They carry weapons as a means of self defense some of which can be easily obtained in a domestic household. A favourite weapon for the chavs would be the machete, although deadly the chavs pretend they are Jackie Chan and severely injure themselves (stupid assholes).
A typical chav has huge ears, a fucked up nose and are as smart as a... wait sorry i dont want to offend the mule.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
They wear shellsuits (usually Lacoste) to 'leg it fae the police' Berghauses and north face jackets.
A few chav quotes-'ecstasee sets me free' 'AYT in your area' 'you boozin thenight' and many others.
by Sati Singh January 10, 2005
Get the Chavsmug. white peeple in England who wear cheap sprt kit all da tym lives in a council flat has 400 babies and smokes and drinks woteva dere age
Person 1: excuse u r sitting on mi wall
chav 1: Oi !! wot did u fink ya doin? u knt shaat @ me?? kum ere paedo im gona get ma bro on u.....etc
chav 1: Oi !! wot did u fink ya doin? u knt shaat @ me?? kum ere paedo im gona get ma bro on u.....etc
by saaniyan July 17, 2009
Get the chavmug.