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Rip In The Chap

When something bad or not planned happens you say “rip in the chap” Yes with a p, because p’s are better
“Sorry I can’t come today
“Oof rip in the chap
by KDAwesomeness October 11, 2019
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Chap

(verb) Incessantly telling others what to do and doling out unsolicited advice to the point of causing emotional distress and exhaustion. Chapping someone will cause one to experience a mental sensation equivalent to enduring a chronic itchy butthole.
My mother is constantly chapping me over how to raise my children.
by Chaos Agent October 5, 2021
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bustin yo chaps

Essentially just messing with someone. Similar to “pulling your leg
“Bro why would you blow my grandma up??”
“Aight bruv chill innit im just bustin yo chaps cuh”
by hmm bet January 22, 2024
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Chapped

Somethings messed up or something bad happened and you got caught.
The teacher caught me shacking in the bathroom

“it’s chapped”
“Man mty pants ripped it’s chapped”
by Nick Radical February 3, 2024
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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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chap

"chap" beschreibt das Geräusch, welches beim zärtlichen Beissen einer Person entstehen würde. Die Intention ist es, seiner tiefen Zuneigung Ausdruck zu verleihen. Der Biss ist in dem Moment so gemeint, dass man durchaus etwas von der Person abbeißen würde - da dies in den seltensten Fällen wirklich erwünscht ist, wird durch die Nutzung von "chap" dieses Bissgeräuscht simuliert. In der Aussprache ist das "ch" ein kehliger Laut, der einem "ch" im Schwiizerdütsch durchaus ählich ist.
Hach, ich könnte dich direkt auffressen! *chap*
by sashi pl00m August 28, 2020
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Creamed my chaps

Person 1:omg dude its granny smith
Person 2:I just creamed my chaps
by Penis yum April 30, 2019
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