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captain peroxide

An insult used in Buffy the Vampire Slayer which is directed mostly to Spike by Xander and Angel. They use this probably cause Spike bleaches his hair which is oh so sexy by the way :p.
Angel: "I'm getting the brush off for Captain Peroxide"

I call Ryne Captain Peroxide sometimes cause of his super blond hair which is surprisingly natural :p
by tara_bkk October 29, 2005
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drum captain

The one band kid that isn't actually a band kid. AKA the coolest person in the band along with the drum major. Usually likes to hit things with sticks, including drumheads, practice pads, and bass drummers. The hottest guy or girl in the band that every girl or guy wants to get with.
Band Geek? No, I'm the drum captain.
by i-rizzle May 26, 2008
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Captain Knots

Get a load of this guy, thinks he owns the place, thinks he's Captain Knots.
by Torsoboy01 April 22, 2010
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Smush Captain

Someone who leads the way in smushing. Smushes with anyone from landmines to grenades to snookies.
(Ronnie) Smush Captain is on his way.
by Red Van August 6, 2010
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captain stabbing

old man with girls on his boat...funny
www.captainstabbin.com
dude, i wanna see anal adventures on captain stabbin!
by andrei October 17, 2003
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Captain Wronghole

A term given to any individual who proceeds to engage in manual sex with a female while fingering the incorrect hole, that is any but the actual vaginal orifice.
Courtney: I don't feel turned on...
Ryan: Uh oh, people are going to find out about this...
by Carl Caliente February 24, 2005
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Captain Vostrikov

Hero of the Soviet Union!

Captain Vostrikov was the commander of the Soviet submarine K-19. He raced against time to prevent a Chernobyl-like nuclear disaster which threatened not only the lives of his crew, but had the potential to ignite a world war between the super powers.
Captain Polenin: Lieutenant Yashim is the best reactor officer in the navy. He's never been drunk on duty before. We need him Captain, I urge you to reconsider.

Captain Vostrikov: I want this boat out of dry dock. Sea trials begin in 2 weeks.

Captain Polenin: The boat isn't ready Captain. The problem is Moscow. They organize party V.I.P tours, but were stuck with incompetent yard crews and deffective parts.

Captain Vostrikov: Sea trials will begin as schedualed. We deliver, or we drown.
by Comrade Karl April 7, 2005
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