Candling

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.

Lisa is candling right now.

by Magba June 15, 2022

Be Candle

"Be Candle" is a spoof song made by Middle Diddle in 2018 achieving great success with his only audience being from an app named AntiChat"

Man that song “Be Candle” sure is dope.

by TheJackal_1 May 30, 2018

Candle cake

Someone skinny who acts sweet like cake and looks like a candle stick.

That candle cake Bitch thinks he’s smooth.

That candle cake mother fucker owes me money.

That candle cake boy ain’t never gonna get no love.

by Tallblondwithbigtetas February 3, 2018

Candle

A slang term for a joint or a blunt.

let’s smoke some candles later!

by megaleea12 January 2, 2019

Hairy Candle

When a male twists his Gooch hair do its twisted and pointy. Like the wick on a candle.

Last night after my shower I made a hairy candle.

by Betty6969 July 17, 2021

Candle

Nickname for Kendall.

Candle from the hill

by Dapoggster May 23, 2023

Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*

Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*

by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015