Cal

short for the Irish Gaelic name Callum, meaning absolute G splitting machine. massive

"you know that cal from greyhound yeah? he cant stop splitting Gs mate"

by erinisbetteratwordle July 12, 2024

cal

an extremely trustworthy and kind person. they usually are huge softies for close friends and partners. avid liker and user of deez nuts and sex jokes. they will always be there when you need them most and will happily help you with anything you need support with. cals are typically extremely short but have a large personality

person 1: whos that?
person 2: oh thats cal!

by calsbitch June 9, 2021

Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal

sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man

Girl: hey what’s your name
Cal: Cal
Girl: woah i wanna have babies with you

by FatherCal June 24, 2020

Cal

An amazing person that is very good in bed

His name is probably Cal

by Yeuwjej October 16, 2021

Cal

Hottest girl who ever exist

His hottest ex
every boys crush

Ex: Cal slept with ur boyfriend last night lol

by caigichadcdm November 20, 2021

cal

cal is the cutest boy ever. he will love me.

cal will date me soon.

by lookoko June 6, 2021