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Johnny Bench Called

In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.

Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".

As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.

Conversation ensues.

Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010
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cable

Little kids under 18 with no life wanking their dick to porn. AKA Rebirth
by Jason July 28, 2004
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cable

A crappy means of watching television, which gives you extra channels, although none are important and no one watches them, save for people who do nothing but watch TV, not even go online. It also costs far too much, considering the fact that it's not even that great.
Cable television is eating my bank account! I'm switching to satellite TV!
by Enn August 8, 2006
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A bitch called hope

1) A Blood for Blood song

2) In hold 'em, a Queen and 8 of any suit. Tempting to play, but you'll never win.

3) Any unpleasant female named Hope
1) I saw Blood for Blood in '99 and they opened with "A Bitch Called Hope"

2) (After watching Queen-eight lose a showdown) *shakes head* "A bitch called Hope"

3) Walker: "What'd you do last night?"
TR: "Went out with that bitch called Hope."
Walker: "How was it?"
TR: "Sucked. What'd you think?"
by Artemis Hornswaggle January 7, 2007
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Cut a cable

Take a dump, crap, to shit. Originated with Electricians, whose job includes cutting electrical cables.
We can leave in a minute, but first I have to cut a cable.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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cableing

The process by which two recruiters sit on the phone and chat back and forth, both of them not knowing what the hell is going on.

Also known as a way to increase phone time during a slow day.
Bill and Christine were cableing one another
by MAGICATL April 20, 2006
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Butt Cable

Fecal matter that has been forced outwards from one's sphincter. Often found in a cynlider shape, much like a cable.... or basically, to take a shit.
Hold on guys, I gotta go lay down some "Butt Cable".
by Hans Moleman January 27, 2004
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