p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect
p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage
p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage
by ILiveInACabinInAlska January 27, 2020

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.
by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012

by Iammega October 11, 2019

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

by Denseenigma August 5, 2020

Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.
by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

When two me are embracing each other and one of the men squats over the other man's face and inserts a head of cabbage into the other man's anus. The man with the cabbage in his anus then projectile fires the cabbage all over the second mans face and proceeds to smell it.
Brad and I just did that smelly cabbage thing from TV.... It was amazing!
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.
by C-Dogg Willis May 16, 2018
