Unseasoned Cabbage

An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment

p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage

by ILiveInACabinInAlska January 27, 2020

Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012

Cabbage Fingers

A symptom of Cabbagefingitus.
A person with cabbage like phalanges.

George put his Cabbage Fingers up his girlfriend's twat and they turned into sauerkraut.

by Iammega October 11, 2019

Wank Cabbage

A way to refer to a complete and utter numskull. Has the abbreviation WC.

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.

by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.

We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.

by Denseenigma August 5, 2020

cabbage sprinkle

Cabbage Sprinkle: the tasteful art of spitting menstrual blood on your lovers face.

Rod is so ravenous when Eve is raggin, he slurp it up and served a served a cabbage sprinkle on that nasty bitch's face.

by Venusbilly January 28, 2014

Smelly Cabbage

When two me are embracing each other and one of the men squats over the other man's face and inserts a head of cabbage into the other man's anus. The man with the cabbage in his anus then projectile fires the cabbage all over the second mans face and proceeds to smell it.

Brad and I just did that smelly cabbage thing from TV.... It was amazing!
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.

by C-Dogg Willis May 16, 2018