by David Smooth August 10, 2017

When two me are embracing each other and one of the men squats over the other man's face and inserts a head of cabbage into the other man's anus. The man with the cabbage in his anus then projectile fires the cabbage all over the second mans face and proceeds to smell it.
Brad and I just did that smelly cabbage thing from TV.... It was amazing!
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.
Hey do you want to try the smelly cabbage? I heard it is great!
Jill tried to do the smelly cabbage with me and I said I can' t because she isn't a bro.
by C-Dogg Willis May 16, 2018

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

by JizzlePits February 17, 2020

Boy: I shot the Sherrif.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
Boy's friend: You absolute wank cabbage! Now the deputy will be after us. Twat.
by finalerock44 January 11, 2021

by Iammega October 11, 2019

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.
by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012
