cabbage head

Derogatory term for a person of Irish decent.

Those f'in' cabbage heads started a fight in the bar last night.

by Josephus April 19, 2007

cabbage patch

A cash machine or any other Automated Teller that dispenses currency, aka money, dosh, green, cabbage.

I ain't got no money. Lemme stop at the cabbage patch.

by Josephus April 19, 2007

cabbage-kit

Cabbage-kit is camouflaged combat-wear that ruffy-tuffy military people wear.
Derogatory term used by anti-military types or self-mocking term used by squaddies themselves.

Look at those ruffy-tuffy squaddies in their cabbage-kit, they look really hard!!I think I'll join the army and be just like them.

by Steve CHUTER November 26, 2006

Cabbage Flap

The flap of skin located behing the armpit, this so called "cabbage flap" is extremely soft and enjoyable to touch.

I totally felt the shit outta Grace's cabbage flap.

by buttholeplug February 9, 2012

Cabbage wank

The act of being pleasured manually by a physically disabled person

Good night last night John?
“Yeah went to that charity doo and ended up getting a cabbage wank behind the buffet table”

by Lord loverocket October 8, 2018

cabbage squirrel

Those stupid little spider-like things in Halo2 that zombify everything after you kill them. Named for two reasons; 1 The sudden rush of adrenaline one gets as the these horrid things comes flying off the wall can only be compared with the adrenaline rush one gets from chasing a squirrel and, 2 You can only imagine that after killing them and stomping on them in your high-tech Spartan suit, the smell would be something kin to rotting cabbage.

{thunk, thunk} "Chief? Chief, do you read me?"
"Aye. I'm reading you. The coast's clear an---AHHHHHHH!!CABBAGE SQUIRRELS!!!"

by Avalon_the_Infected April 1, 2005

cabbage patch

some vaginal foliage

"She had hair everywhere, so I said, 'you dumb bitch, shave your cabbage patch!'"

by JW#1 November 3, 2006