Butter my blanket

Alternative term for jacking off while under the covers.

Jesse~ Hey guys I'm getting ofline, I'm going to go butter my blanket!

Derek~ eugh tmi!

Dru~ there's a snake in my boot!!

by twPH4NT0M November 5, 2017

Butter churner

Lie on your back with your legs raised and folded over so that your ankles are on either side of your head, while they squat and dip their penis, strap-on, dildo, or finger in and out of your vagina.

My girlfriend made me a butter churner

by Respect the 90’s baby June 30, 2021

Croc-butter

(As defined my Maddox) - That feeling you get when you're full and slightly nauseous and you burp and you can taste the partly digested food in the back of your throat.

Ach! Eating at McDonald's wasn't a good idea!

Why not?

I can taste croc-butter!

by Boots Mgee December 9, 2007

peanut butter pirate

During the act of any form of intercourse, one mate puts his hand inside his own anus, pulls out feces, and yells, "Peanut Butter Pirate!" and slaps the feces into the other mate's eye.

"I was with this girl, and I gave her the Peanut Butter Pirate.

by Steve Kane May 7, 2004

peanut butter and pickle sandwich

One of the most surprisingly tasty sandwiches ever created. A lot of people like it with sweet pickles, i prefer dill. A sort of sweet and sour mix. Beware of too much pickle or your sandwich will fall apart.

delicious!
food!
scrumptious!
Peanut butter and pickle sandwich!

by John Habibi September 16, 2007

Green Bay Butter Churner

A horrible multi-stage sexual act. In the first stage, milk is procured from a lactating woman. Then, the woman is anally fisted until she has attained anal width sufficient to receive the insertion of her own breast milk. Then, she is ass fucked until the milk turns to butter. The butter is then extracted and served over toast (serves up to twelve. For double servings, use two fists ((or two women))

Anthony: I just gave my gal a Green Bay Butter Churner

Toast Eater: (Vomits in disgust)

by Dougggggles June 16, 2010

butter fingers

Someone who is clumsy with objects, and tends to let them slip out of their hands. Someone who can't hold anything without dropping it. Can be used as an insult.

Great. You dropped the vase. Nice going, butter fingers.

by Rokon June 26, 2006