Tiptoe Burglar

A person who is averse to physical contact.

Originated by Deion Sanders as a pet name for Shaun Alexander, and also used by Warren Sapp to describe Brandon Jacobs.

Primetime called Alexander the Tiptoe Burglar! That dude did NOT want to get hit.

by mreniigma January 18, 2012

turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet

YOur such a turd burglar

by gretchen August 31, 2003

terd burglar

one who steals turds from another mans ass. fucking sick!!!!!

" see that dude over there, yeah, he's a turd burglar"

by masshole617 June 16, 2004

Bulgarian Popsicle

You rub your dick along her ass crack, then she sucks you off with the essence of shit on your dick.
Dee-lish!

I was going to fuck her doggy, but I needed a bit more head so I gave her a Bulgarian Popsicle first

by Jason Humphries from Toronto February 20, 2009

Texas turd burglar

The act of reaching up someone's anus "while preforming sex" and pulling out a piece of crap, then ingesting it or feeding to your lover.

"Nancy got the ol' Texas turd burglar last night, she didnt even see it comeing..."

"I heard you gave Sally a Texas turd burgular and she liked it..."

by Dustin Neahr January 17, 2006

turd burglar

One who steals turds from a toilet and keeps them in a dumpster.

J.B., being the master turd burglar, stole his own turds from his friends toilet and stored them in the dumpster outside.

by Teksystems September 2, 2003

Turd-Burglar

Someone who tries to open the bathroom stall door while you are inside.

I was trying drop a duece when some Turd-Burglar tried to bust in my stall!

by fallenaway April 4, 2009