Bryson

The most retarded boy you will ever meet. He smells like hotdog water and dates everybody in sight

“ Bryson is the biggest player in the whole school. He smells weird as well.”

by Aliassssshdbd August 4, 2020

Bryson

Good at hockey and prolly has a really cool brown friend

Man Bryson

by Cobynhater69 October 2, 2020

Bryson

Bryson is a boy in my class hes flirty and perverted hes also very funny! hes akward around boys and himself around girls he play basket ball and hes pretty good at it! Get a bryson..!

Me/Lily:see him that boy
Alexis:ya
Me/Lily:thats bryson

by Lily.... DONT ASK October 5, 2020

bryron

The best person in the world and brilliant at simping if the right girl comes to him

Hey bryron you wannabe my frien

by Bakakabab November 29, 2020

Brydon

Brydon is the reason why the term “perfect” became a word. She’s the cutest 3’11 I’ve ever met. She’s cute, quiet, hot, kinky, and etc. She sucks at math but is gold in English. Your win rate against her at cup pong is beyond 100 percent, she is the worst at imessage games. The best quality about her is that she plays a lot of video games(she also has the best bod ever to exist). Her tooshie is jiggly asf and tits are great too play with. Her make out game is ON POINT. She’s up for anything so beware what you ask for wink wink. Brydon is the most beautiful and gorgeous young woman ever to step foot on earth. P.s she fathers dogs over cats.
P.s.s she likes it from behind. Also the hair pulling ;)
Ps.s.s don’t lose her she’s wife proof but she doesn’t wanna marry.
P.s.s.s.s. She likes pickles(grossssss)

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Me: Yo kev, I got to touch the best tits in the world.
Kevin: omg no way you got to grab brydons tits.
Me: I’m lucky I guess huh bruv. She’s sooooo prettyyyyyy.
Kevin: I wish I was you :(.

by Reginaldfishies December 8, 2020

Bryson theory

Finance: when you think a person makes X amount so therefore they have Y moneys but totally negates any thought of bills or debt

Jack thinks just because i make 60k a year it means I have 60k in savings. Hes totally negating the fact I have a truck payments and a mortgage. He's trying to play the Bryson theory.

by Islandcouple69 January 11, 2021

bryson button

A sexy ass mf that never misses, he also needs a big booty anime bitch.

Have you seen Bryson Button he’s hella cute and never misses you should be his friend‼️

by Aotman February 19, 2021