Brooklyn thermostat

A window open in the dead of winter, as used by tenants of apartments with building-controlled heating (typically steam radiators), which presumably doubles as a basement blast-furnace and would otherwise boil the occupants alive. So-named for its prevalence in the NYC borough and similar metropolitan areas with many pre-war buildings.

"That open window ain't a 'waste of energy,' it's the Brooklyn thermostat, and I swear d'ya it's the only thing keepin' us all from becomin' kebabs!"

by anonymoustach3 December 15, 2020

Brooken

When you’re sad and emo but don’t look like you are

“I feel so emo right now”
“You don’t emo”
“It’s because im brooken”

by Lovelypeacheskin November 8, 2021

Brooklyn smith

A back-stabber who will betray you i was once friends with him,but he was fake as hell

why was i ever friends with you brooklyn smith -_-

by kjwhereyouat March 11, 2022

Brooklyn Bidet

When your girl is taking a shit but you gotta piss, so you lift her legs and piss on her ass so she doesn't have to wipe.

"Since we only have one bathroom Jen and I have to do the Brooklyn bidet sometimes"

by PaPaChyli March 23, 2022

brooklyn smith

Someone you cant trust

Brooklyn smith is fake

by kjwhereyouat April 22, 2022

Brooklyn Pepperoni

A sad sack of shit Pepperoni from Domino's pizzeria, both literally and metaphorically. First iterated in the streets of Brooklyn it's when a rat becomes encamped in a homeless man's sock looking for foot cheese and is consumed whole in the skin of the sock resulting in an encased turd that's then log-split and distributed on Domino's "specialty" pizza.

Man, gross. There appears to be a whole rope of Brooklyn Pepperoni serpentine about the sidewalk of which where I am walking here.

by ithinkimst0ned September 19, 2022

Diet Brooklyn

synonym for Staten Island, which is a lesser more suburban version of Brooklyn in NYC.

"I can't stand the fuckin traffic in Diet Brooklyn"

by Pbo August 1, 2005